Thursday Thunks #18

Found another fun meme to participate in, you can read more about it here.
If you want to jump in then head on over here to find this weeks questions.

Welcome to the April 15th (Tax Day) version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....
The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of daisies and the number 0.

Got your taxes done? They are done, filed and have the return back and spent.

What do batteries run on? their negative and positive energies??

What do chickens think we taste like? Who knows, do they even "think"?

What do they call a French kiss in France? a kiss??

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? I have no clue

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? One time, then just ask them to repeat what they just said

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I so hate this!

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? Hmmmm

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Because we are goofy that way!

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? Nope