Thursday Thunks #17

Found another fun meme to participate in, you can read more about it here.
If you want to jump in then head on over here to find this weeks questions.

Welcome to the April 7th (Berleen's Daddy's 76th Birthday) version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

Bud must have really wanted to do the meme this week... he emailed me before I even had a chance to remember it was Wednesday! Way to go, Bud! Love ya...

These questions were inspired by the late George Carlin. His quotes are in bold. They were gathered from his routines. The TT questions are brought to you by Bud, the color KC's eyes and the number 3.

1. Why do they ask you to get on the plane? Shouldn't you get in it? When was your last flight? To Minnesota, 2 years ago to go to the Mall of America with a friend

2. Why do they call two planes getting too close a near miss? Shouldn't it be a near hit? Have you ever been on a plane that was in trouble? No thank goodness!!

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? What have you done when your child sweared? Yelled at them and told then to watch their mouths

4. How about a restaurant for anorexics? What would you call it? The Empty Plate? When was the last time you went out to a fancy restaurant? I don't know... we don't go to fancy restaurants

5. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'? What to you do to get away from it all? I go soak in a hot bubble bath!

6. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? What do you do to get a know-it-all to shut up? Ignore them

7. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Men: does your woman (or most recent) think that you are always wrong? Women: Do you believe that men are always wrong? I don't think he is always wrong, but there are times he is wrong!

8. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless? Tell us about a time when you were caught naked. I haven't been caught naked... thankfully!

9. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk? How badly do flies annoy you? They are very annoying, I wish they would just disappear!

10. Why do they report power outages on TV? When was the last time that you went without power? A few months ago, it wasn't out long

11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Have you ever been or considered to be a vegetarian? Nope, I like steak way to much!

12. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Tell us about a time when either you were arrested or came close. Never been arrested, or came anywhere close to be arrested!

13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Have you ever owned a cat? I have owned 3 cats, 2 have passed and now I am owned by Miss Lulu